Posted by: Tuhin | January 26, 2007

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Lady 1: Hi !!

Lady 2: Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Don’t know what was so exciting about the ‘Hi’]

Lady 1: You are looking nice today

Lady 2: *smirk* Even you are looking nice today

[Just to please the other lady]

Lady 1: But your nail polish is not so matching

[Hmm…there she goes]

Lady 2: Arey I got up late so in hurry I applied this one, as I couldn’t find the matching nail polish

[She really wants to say to the other lady – you are toh from head to toe a mismatch]

Lady 1: Uhh huh…your hubby must’ve kept you awake last night!!!

Lady 2: *blush* arey no re…you know what, we went out for a dinner at a 5star restaurant

[Lol…liar]

Lady 1: Wow!!! that’s nice. How often you go out?

Lady 2: Well nothing great. We have such outings frequently. We rather like to go for a holiday you know…evvvvery year

[Why the hell Lady 1 opened her big mouth]

Lady 2: …(continues) holidays abroad-long vacations-non stop shopping-huge money spends etc etc

Lady1: *definately J* Ohh that sounds heaven. So where do you plan to go this time, we can plan together

Lady2: Uhh…well…hmm *clearing throat* this time you see Paplu’s(one of her 2 children – Paplu & Taplu) classes will start for next year board na…so this time will give a skip

Lady1: But last time you said Paplu doesn’t need any classes and you are gonna teach him

[Caught ya ;)]

[Sound Horn (local train)]

Lady2: Hey the train has come. Get ready

[Phew!! Saved!! God bless these railways]

Lady 1: Oh yes I am ready. Listen, same place haan – first door, to the left, right side window towards CST

Lady 2: Just look out for that lady huh. She always has an eye on our seat

[As if they have a reservation]

Lady 1: Yeah sure

[Hustle Joltle Bustle Fight Swearing]

[And they get their ‘hot’ seat – the scene from getting in the train till seat occupying has to be better than ‘Matrix'(movie) action scenes]

[Train Starts Moving]

[The missile is activated – and the chain reaction is predicted]

Lady 1: *missile launched* Did you see last night’s ‘Kahani Kissi Ke Kabar Ki…Kyun Kii Koi Kab Kaise Kahaan….(wateva wateva by Kekta Kapoor)

Lady 2:
blah blah..yak yak..blah blah blah…yak yak yak…blah blah!!

Lady 3: blah blah..yak yak..blah blah blah…yak yak yak…blah blah!!

Lady 4: blah blah..yak yak..blah blah blah…yak yak yak…blah blah!!
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[Other contents are like – Gossip, Bitching, Boasting, Mother-In-Laws or Daughter-in-laws, Neighbours, Water Problems, Train Commuting, Offices, Bosses, Diet, Girl Talks, Weather, Movies, Make ups, Products, Sale, Vegetables, Recipes, More TV Serials…the list goes on]
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[This goes on till they reach their destination and if their destination is same then it goes on till they reach office and if even offices are same…Ohh boy!!! Then God help people around them]

If they are given 10mins to blabber, they can talk about everything under the sun(with or without its knowledge) and still save time out of the 10mins provided

Well there is no particular ‘male chauvinist'(I am against it) reason for me to write about this aspect of females. Its just that someone just asked me to imagine and write about ladies compartment in our Mumbai Local Train, even she is one of them. Well, I have all the respect for these ladies and hats off to all of them. As regards the post, I could have been more imaginative and more descriptive about the whole scenario but I guess……may be I’ll add up later after some comments on the above 😉


Responses

  1. Lady 1: *missile launched* Did you see last night’s ‘Kahani Kissi Ke Kabar Ki…Kyun Kii Koi Kab Kaise Kahaan….(wateva wateva by Kekta Kapoor)

    Lady 2: blah blah..yak yak..blah blah blah…yak yak yak…blah blah!!

    Lady 3: blah blah..yak yak..blah blah blah…yak yak yak…blah blah!!

    Lady 4: blah blah..yak yak..blah blah blah…yak yak yak…blah blah!!

    …….superb!!!!!!still laughing………………
    btw…all ladies nt d same!!!u probably xperiencd d cliche….travel wid me smtimes…

  2. vry true dy…n i wd luv 2 rite abt al d diffrnt n special females who exist in my life…cd b a lesson 2 al des typicals

    ohh Gawd!!! travellin wid UUUUUUUUU!!!! nahiiiiiiiiiiinnnn 😀

  3. Haha! very hilarious! I enjoyed reading this. By the way, how do you know all this – I suppose you don’t even travel in the ladies compartment. Kidding! Well written and entertaining!

    Keep writing,
    Shibani

    ps: I prefer to keep quiet and stand alone in my corner – that doesn’t make a prototype of the ladies you mentioned above, does it 🙂

  4. Thnx shibs 🙂

    lol…well, I wish I am given a special permit to travel in Ladies Compartment 😉 You know, just to learn more about their psyche 😀

    Naah, noways!!! Infact it doesn’t even come close to my radar…so you are saved 😀

  5. mmmhmmmm…
    so somebody has been anlysing a woman’s pysche quite deeply…lol…
    well written n i wud not say ‘quite’ but ‘so very’ true!!
    it is no offense or anything wrong and there is nobody who is trying to make this sound like a sin…but it is just the attitude of ‘certain’ women and many of them should learn to accept that, than feeling upset about people ‘mocking’ at them…chil all u women!! it is u! take it or ‘leave’ it (literally)…. keep up d gud work tuhin!!
    lov n regards,
    NABZ

  6. thnx nabz 🙂
    well abt analysing the psyche…haan…but not so deeply yet 😀
    truly said…take it or leave it…whats wrng in letting the things the way they are…as few things can never change or rather should not be changed


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